Victor and KIRT: The Toon AU (Part 1) by AutumnusPrime0, literature
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Victor and KIRT: The Toon AU (Part 1)
Victor and KIRT: The Toon AU (PART 1) Narrator: Where do we begin? It seemed like a regular day for both toons and humans. It started off that way. Victor: KIRT can you slow down?? KIRT: And let you be late for whatever the FLAG boss has cooking?? No way! Victor: You're gonna get us a speeding ticket! KIRT: We're cops man! We could say we were in pursuit of a getaway car! Victor: That's a lie! KIRT: I could call in a favor and ask someone to just pretend to let us chase them until we get to the Foundation. Victor: That's a negative! Now slow down or else! KIRT: *Sighs* Fiiiine. *Slows down* Better your majesty? Victor: Much. KIRT: Maybe it's a promotion? Victor: I'm not needing a promotion. I'm happy where I am, thank you. KIRT: Well I'm not happy where I am! Seriously! When am I gonna get those upgrades? Victor: You don't need upgrades. *Rolls eyes* KIRT: Here we are! *Stops* Let's go! Victor: YOU stay here this time and just listen from the comlink. *Goes inside* KIRT: Pff. Sheesh.
Man VS Machine (FNAF Gangster AU) Ch. 1 by AutumnusPrime0, literature
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Man VS Machine (FNAF Gangster AU) Ch. 1
CH. 1 "Hurry up sis. We got a war to stop." "Since when do we get called to stop a war??" "A gang war! Not a- just come on! We might need you in this one!" "It's about time I get to help out with something!" "What about us?", KILE asked. "You and the others hold down the fort until we call for back up. This is very dangerous since it involves humans fighting machines.", Victor said. "Then why bring your sister in it??", KIRT asked as Victor got in the truck. "To keep her close to me so I'll know she'll be safe." "What? You don't trust us to protect her?", KILE asked. "I do, but things are getting worse out there. The place we're headed to involves animatronics." "Animatronics?", Autumn echoed as she got inside KIRT and buckled up, "As in...the animal kind?" She felt like she knew who he was talking about. "Basically, yes. This territory is split between different gangs of them. But they all belong to the same company. However, they don't all get along with each other. And
Team Go Incorrect Quotes (Part 4) by AutumnusPrime0, literature
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Team Go Incorrect Quotes (Part 4)
(PART 4) Yougo: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right. Mego: Looking right because you left. Hego: Looking up cause you let me down. Shego: Looking down cause you screwed up. Thrawne: What is wrong with you guys? Hego: You have to apologize to Shego. Yougo: Fine. 'Unscrew you' or whatever. Thrawne: The timeops, my old arch enemy. Yougo: ... I thought I was your arch enemy? Thrawne: I have a life outside of you, Yougo. Mego: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Wego: How can you still say that? Mego: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have. Yougo: May I sit there? Mego: That's my lap Yougo: That doesn't answer my question, Mego. Zia: I don’t know, this plan seems complicated. Wego: You once said that about an orange. Zia: They don’t make sense. Apples, you eat their clothes but oranges you don’t. Yougo: Last night I found out Wego is a sleep talker. Zia: Oh, really? Yougo: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of
Team Go Incorrect Quotes (Part 3) by AutumnusPrime0, literature
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Team Go Incorrect Quotes (Part 3)
(PART 3) Mego: Where are your parents? Zia: What are parents? Mego: That’s just about the saddest thing I've ever heard. Hego: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Zia: Da*n, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Hego (getting down on one knee): That's 'cause it is. Hego: *slams books down in front of Zia* Hego: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Zia: You could of said literally anything else. Hego: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Zia: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random crap. I won’t win. I realize this now. Hego: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry. Mego: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid. Hego: You have to teach Yougo how to drive. Mego: ...put the band-aid back on. Zia: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not! Hego: Zia, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday. Zia: It had feelings! It was probably going home